you are a åsshole :)

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

what is a bracket? a bracket

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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