Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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A white person at Harvard

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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