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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400