- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A white person at Harvard

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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