what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Women's rights

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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