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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Knock knock Who's there Police

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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