a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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There's my tractor.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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