- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

full house

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

hahahahaha thats not funny

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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