Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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penis

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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