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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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