- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10? 19

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why does column have a letter n?

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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