Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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