Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A guy trips a blind man.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Anti Joke

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