The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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knock knock. come in.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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falling didnt make the difference

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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0 + 0 = 0

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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