What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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knock knock. come in.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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The Christian Bible.

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Cows are land manatees.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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