Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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once upon a time there was a boy

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try slamming a revolving door

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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A Jew! Bless you.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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