I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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the love boat

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Michael Brown

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im a dragon, no im not

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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