Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Jesus was a good guy

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Nickelback

nipple

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

School

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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