what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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