- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Grammer is very important

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

You see how lame this is?

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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