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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Knock knock Come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

whats 2+2? 4

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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