Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

i dont like chris

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Breast cancer.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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