- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

President Donald Trump

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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