What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

a man is running away

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

i dont like chris

Breast cancer.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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