- Anti Joke

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

You see how lame this is?

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

acualy is dolan

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

"knock knock" "Come in"