- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

I had sex with my mother in law

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

cliché rebecca black joke.

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