What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Dylan is gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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