What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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No.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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I told you it would happen

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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