Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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the WNBA

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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