knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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