- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

what do you call a young man? a little boy

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

What did the peanut say to the jelly

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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