- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

A women walks into a kitchen.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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