What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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nipple

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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