Dance is a sport

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i am and me is i

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Samraj.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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