- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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