Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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The person below me is weird.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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