Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Knock Knock Go Away

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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A man walks into a bar.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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