I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Kathy Griffin.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

thumb_up thumb_down +22

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What is 1+1? It's 2!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops