Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Justin Bieber.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

squirrels with massive bonerss

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

you are a åsshole :)

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Justin Bieber got laid

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Anti Joke

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