- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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