Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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whats 69+2? 71

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Knock knock What?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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