- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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