Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Black people

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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