Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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