What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What is a chair?

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

I ponder

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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