A man sat on a chair

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Gun Control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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