rishi is gay (coventry england)

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

A man makes a sandwich.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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