- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What color is red paint? Red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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