Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Donald Trump.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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