You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

im a dragon, no im not

Jacob Edwards has friends

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

i am and me is i

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

I'm Jewish

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Get in the car.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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