- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

this is not an anti joke

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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