- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Knock knock Come in

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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