- Anti Joke

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans