- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Snarf Nuggets

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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