- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Brad Fuller!

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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