- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Knock, knock. Come in.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Cripples are lame.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Women's rights.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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