Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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whats 2+2? 4

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Basically copying you.

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Anti Joke

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