Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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fduck

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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