- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What's 9+10? 19

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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