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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

My kids are mistakes.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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