- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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