- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Reverse psychology never fails.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Women's rights

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Knock knock Come in

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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