A ginger was with his friends

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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who ever is reading this....

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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