What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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women's rights

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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