- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Gingers.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

i am and me is i

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

I'm Jewish

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Get in the car.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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