What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Woman's rights

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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bees knees

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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say cheese

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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