Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

A whale's vagina

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

The person below me is weird.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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