- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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