one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

A ginger was with his friends

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