- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

A black person walks out of KFC

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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