- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

What did the car do? CRASH!

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What's 9+10? 19

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