Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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What's the difference between a duck

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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