- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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