How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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knock knock come in!

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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The Detroit Lions

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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this is not a joke

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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