What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

this is not a joke

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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knock knock come in!

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

The Detroit Lions

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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