- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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