- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

You are Nerochan right?

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