- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Obama

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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