- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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