- Anti Joke

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Here's another:

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

penis

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Here's another:

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

penis

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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The Anti Joke Book

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD