What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Chuck norris

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

out of your comfort zone

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

knock knock who's there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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