Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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