- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

My parents have an open marriage.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Knock knock Come in

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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