- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

My penis is big... not.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Your mom.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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