- Anti Joke

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee