What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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who ever is reading this....

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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