What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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