Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

whats a willy? -brock

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

JUST KIDDING^

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

He walked in a bar

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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