- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

a potato flew around my room

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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