What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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A man walks into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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