How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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jwe

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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... Chan chan

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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