what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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jwe

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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... Chan chan

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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