What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Justin's hair

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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